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As is true for all tragedies, the Carpocalypse and subsequent failure of the U.S. automakers has encouraged a wide array of reactions ranging from overwhelming patriotism to over-exaggerated panic. We look at the five most common responses below.

5.) Jingoism

Nothing says "we love America" more than "we hate everyone else." Domestic car dealers are clearly on the front lines of this downturn in sales and have turned to hating on foreign car companies. A dealer in South Carolina is running angry rants on the radio (listen here) that blame anyone who buys a Toyota for their own loss of employment. The most xenophobic car dealer award probably goes to Bob Swift of Sacramento who sells Chrysler products and had this to say:

"People are reluctant to buy our cars because of the perception that maybe the quality isn't what it should be. Therefore, they're going to buy Japanese, they're going to buy a German car, forgetting that 50 years ago, we had to bomb those people and kill them by the thousands to keep them from overtaking our country."

Even if you ignore the many Japanese and German cars built and/or assembled in South Carolina and California, the foreign car companies are doing just as poorly.

4.) Panic

Riots in Detroit used to be so common David Bowie wrote a song about it. The catastrophe that is the not-so-Big Three is no exception. People are selling their stuff, refusing to fly and trying to keep their profile low. We're just waiting for this to happen next in Detroit. Of course, that's only if anyone's left living there.

3.) Anger

With so many jobs in jeopardy and so much emotional investment in American companies, it isn't surprising people are playing the blame game. We have senators blaming CEOs, pundits blaming unions and Barney Frank yelling at everyone it isn't a happy time to be involved in the industry.

2.) Prayer

Nietzsche said "Faith means not wanting to know what is true." We wouldn't mention this to the hundreds of thousands of people who rely in Detroit for a job and don't want to be unemployed this Christmas. The congregants of Detroit's Greater Grace Church here are praying someone, anyone, performs a miracle and saves Ford, Chrysler and GM. They've gone so far as to pray over hybrids in a church based in Detroit. Sadly, they've already cancelled one of the worshiped hybrids. And did we mention they're hybrid SUVs? Hey, Jesus is in the resurrection business. Right?

1.) Morbid Curiosity

There's a great scene in the not-so-great The Glenn Miller Story where they're playing a song and a buzz bomb cuts out overhead, the clear sign the bomb will soon fall on someone. Everyone pauses. Silence. Explosion. Everyone, on stage at least, survives with the knowledge they were lucky this time but may not be so lucky again. We think most people are this stage. There's word of a bailout agreement but, even with this Deus ex Congressa there's no guarantee things will be peachy keen. Not knowing for sure what's going to happen we've taken to inventing games, holding symbolic bake sales and selling merch.

Thanks to Jason and Jim for the tips

[Photos: AP Photo/Thanassis Stavrakis via MyWay, David McNew/Getty Images]

Filed under: Concept Cars, Detroit Auto Show, Coupes, Sedans/Saloons, Supercars, Audi

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While other automakers are fleeing Detroit's Cobo Hall, Audi has plans to make up for their absences. We already knew the V10-powered version of the R8 would be making its world debut at the North American International Auto Show next month and it looks like several more vehicles will be appearing as well. According the Detroit Free Press, a concept version of the upcoming A7 will make be on hand, along with a second US market diesel model. The A7 is expected to be yet another four-door vehicles with a coupe-like profile. As for the diesel, Audi hasn't said anything publicly, although the Freep expects it to be the A4 sedan. Other possibilities are the yet to be launched Q5 mid-size SUV and the compact A3, both of which were featured prominently on the recent Audi Mileage Marathon. At some point over the next year or two we expect all three to join the TDI ranks here in the US.

Gallery: Audi future lineup official sketches